Wednesday, May 20, 2009

News Flash


... and now, we will continue the terrifying story of the smartest young boy in the world, people have said he is smarter than Einstein, but today, gave us a different idea about the young boy. We just got some more information on the smart brave boy: he is 11 years old, he goes to the University of Georgia, and he can faint over little things. According to the horse which is now being interrogated , to talk and say what happened, he quoted and said, "Hay Sup!" to the young boy, We cant reveal all of the information about the boy, but we might at the closing minutes of the show. Apparently there were more incidents of him, and other animals on the bottom left sight of the picture. Once again a policeman happened to be at the scene eating mini dohgnuts with chocolate sauce and a hanfull of sprinkles, saw exactly what happened. My orders are to say exactly what happened, so here we go, the boy is in acoma, his mother, who was driving died because she was so shocked and choked on her own saliva, and the horse was sent to a life sentence in Goergia prison. Thats not it though the horse escaped of the prison, and the youg boy has woken, and is in good condition, but now im hearing that he has remembered what happened and fell back in to acoma, but we dont know yet he might be dead, he might of swallowed on his own saliva like his mother, and for the camel... it might be back to haunt other geniuses in the world, like George Bush.