The weekly Crunkicle

Today on CNN, two chilren one at the age of 9 and the other one at the age of 5 have been held captive by 20 microscopic chipmunks, the small children are not moving at all they are even having trouble trying to breath, the expresions on their face shows that they are very scared and are trembling with fear. It was at the same beach were a swamp of killer hamsters attacked three weeks ago, the chipmunks threatened the people of America at precisly 15:47:31 the police was first to get there, they closed off the area were the young children were threatened. Also once again people are diving into the sea and hiding under the sand just incase they attack other people, and also because of the pressure. We dont know what will happen to the children and the whole beach is packed with S.W.A.T. teams police officers and even, the sky is packed with helicopters. The kids are still being held as hostages, and we will return to this matter after we discuss why Brad Pitt bought a 300 dollar car.